Jurassic World 2015-Indominus Rex 3

Here's a large number of similarities I've noticed between the Indominus rex and the Grinch.

She’s a mean one.

She really is a heel.

She’s as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel.

She’s like a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

She’s a monster.

Her heart is an empty hole.

I wouldn’t touch her with a 39 1/2 foot pole.

She’s a vile one.

She has termites in her smile.

She has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.

And if I were given the choice between them, I’d go for the latter.